Hydra Slayer Mugs

The strong corna war

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Giant slug attacks a city

Dragon and Dragoff

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Rock On

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

Knights of the iPhone

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

Fighting the Dragon

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

"You killed it, you clean it."

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Quarantine

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

'I hate this bunker.'

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'