Humorous Ocean Observer Gifts

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Shark food pyramid.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"We used to be cooler."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.