Humorous Families Gifts

'So; come up with any bright remarks lately?'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

Adult Absence Notes.

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"