Humorous Families T-Shirts

'So; come up with any bright remarks lately?'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Adult Absence Notes.

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.