Family With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"