Hotel Vacation Gifts

'Dammit - I forgot to tip the waiter.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

My First Camera

Holiday time.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

World Tour.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays