Hotel Critics Gifts

Looking for a gift for a hotel critic? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that cater to their refined taste and keen eye for detail. Perfect for anyone who loves exploring new hotels, sharing their reviews, or just appreciates a good critique. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, find something that resonates with their passion for hospitality and storytelling.

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'I wouldn't stay there again, they treated us like royalty!' (Headline reads, MP slams royal famkly.)

'I wouldn't stay there again, they treated us like royalty!' (Headline reads, MP slams royal famkly.) mockup

'I wouldn't stay there again, they treated us like royalty!' (Headline reads, MP slams royal famkly.)

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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad." mockup

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

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"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!" mockup

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

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"How fresh is the calamari?"

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Your lobster was off!

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!" mockup

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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'It's my favorite.'

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"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum." mockup

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

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'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us." mockup

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

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'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.' mockup

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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"Your meal sounded nice."

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"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert." mockup

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!" mockup

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

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"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34." mockup

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

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"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house." mockup

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

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Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh." mockup

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

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"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here." mockup

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

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"Can I interest you in a great white?" mockup

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

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"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!" mockup

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

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"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?" mockup

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

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Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

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'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.' mockup

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

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Hotel Critics Gifts Collection

Hotel Critics Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for hotel critics—funny, stylish, and designed to start their day with a smile.

Hotel Critics Pillows

Find the ideal pillow for hotel critics—cozy, humorous, and perfect for their relaxing space or travel adventures.

Hotel Critics Prints

Browse our stylish prints perfect for hotel critics—add personality to their workspace or home with witty hospitality-themed artwork.

Hotel Critics T-Shirts

Discover unique t-shirts that speak to hotel critics—wit, style, and a passion for travel all in one wearable piece.