Luxury Hotel Critic Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for a luxury hotel critic? Our collection offers clever, stylish items that celebrate their refined taste and passion for top-tier hospitality. Ideal for those who appreciate the finer things in life and love to share their experiences.

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"£300 A NIGHT?!? - How much is it just for a day..?"

"£300 A NIGHT?!? - How much is it just for a day..?" mockup

"£300 A NIGHT?!? - How much is it just for a day..?"

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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad." mockup

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!" mockup

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

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"How fresh is the calamari?"

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Your lobster was off!

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!" mockup

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.' mockup

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us." mockup

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

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'It's my favorite.'

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"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum." mockup

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

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'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.' mockup

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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"Your meal sounded nice."

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"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert." mockup

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!" mockup

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

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"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34." mockup

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

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"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house." mockup

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

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"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!" mockup

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup mockup

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

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Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh." mockup

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

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"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here." mockup

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

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"Can I interest you in a great white?" mockup

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

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"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?" mockup

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

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Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

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'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.' mockup

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

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Luxury Hotel Critic Gifts Collection

Luxury Hotel Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for luxury hotel critics—perfect for savoring their favorite beverage during a well-deserved break.

Luxury Hotel Critic Pillows

Browse pillows that add a touch of humor and elegance to any guestroom or living space, tailored for hotel critics.

Luxury Hotel Critic Prints

Discover prints featuring elegant and humorous designs inspired by the world of luxury hospitality—perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Luxury Hotel Critic T-Shirts

Check out our selection of witty t-shirts for hotel enthusiasts—ideal for critics who love to showcase their style and passion.