Hot Tub Relaxer Gifts

I bet that's a lot more expensive than swimming with them.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

'More bubbles!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

Hot Tub Frosty

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Life's a Bench.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"I think he just ashed on me."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'