Hot Tub Relaxer T-Shirts

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

'More bubbles!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

Hot Tub Frosty

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

Bach in a Hot Tub!

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.