"That was my kind of party...good food, good people, good-bye."
Host With The Most Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who truly has the gift of hospitality? Our curated selection features humorous and charming items that celebrate their talent for hosting. Whether it's a witty mug, a stylish print, or cozy pillows, these gifts are ideal for those who love to gather friends and family. Make their hosting moments memorable with a thoughtful, amusing present that shows you appreciate their flair for entertaining and making everyone feel at home.
"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"
"I find it a very good conversation starter."
'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'
"Do you guys know how lucky you are to have a big house that's not too big?"
'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'
'Surprise!'
'Relax, Charlotte... The boss isn't really coming... I just told you that because I'm in the mood for a decent meal.'
"The Quinceys are coming over. Better tighten up the toilet seat again."
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
"I think Bob is ready for a refill George."
"Try to make your guests feel at home - especially when you wish they were!"
"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"
"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"
Showbiz Awards
'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'
"Now we move over to the sports desk."
Adam and Eve on a Talk Show
"Sorry, that's not my table."
The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!
"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"
Fishermen
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."
"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."
"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"
Pinata Trophies
Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'
Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um
"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."
"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"
TV chef sets the TV on fire.
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
Host With The Most Gifts Collection
Host With The Most Mugs
Looking for more humorous and charming mugs to celebrate the 'host with the most'? Explore our fun collection designed to add personality to their morning routine.
Host With The Most Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows, ideal for creating inviting spaces where your loved one can relax after a busy hosting day.
Host With The Most Prints
Find captivating prints that add a lively touch to any entertainment space, perfect for the host who loves to decorate with personality.
Host With The Most T-Shirts
Discover delightful t-shirts that perfectly capture the spirit of a fantastic host. Great for casual wear and making a statement about their hosting talent.