Hospital Life Admirer Gifts

'Why is it that whenever there's four out of five doctors, you're always the fifth one?'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'What's holding him up?'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Long shift?'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

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Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

"According to the chart you've either stabilised or flatlined."

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'