Hospital Culture Admirer Gifts

'Wake him up. We need informed consent for the next part.'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Urology...can you hold?'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

Too much Inflammation

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Paramedics.

Hospital gown pageant.

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

Hospital Visit

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"