Hormone Hijinks Gifts

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Rage.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

The Jerry Scarer

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'

Psychotic mood swing.

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Any cravings?"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'I've got to hang up, Alice. Max fell on a syringe full of testosterone...

'...this x-ray shows that your husband took a surgical instrument fromt he operating room.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Spot Check

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

Beware of the PMS.

The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal..

'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'

"Forget prostrate trouble...I may not make it through my wife's menopause!"

'Hormone replacement therapy might help. Have you decided on a gender?'

Luci's Sockpuppets: 'Do you have one for kissing practice?'

Ovary Action...