Hormones Gifts

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Psychotic mood swing.

Rage.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Don't have a hot flush....

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Internal Clock

"Living in space makes you grow taller."

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Any cravings?"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'I've got to hang up, Alice. Max fell on a syringe full of testosterone...

Ok, so maybe we should cut back on the growth hormones.

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Spot Check

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

"What makes you think you got your medication mixed up with your wife's?"

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

Beware of the PMS.

The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal..

'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'

"Forget prostrate trouble...I may not make it through my wife's menopause!"

We're number one! Oh, it's those stupid little testosterone molecules again.

The Christmas Choir of St. Nomophobia

'Oh 'eck is it getting near that time of the month again already?'

'Hormone replacement therapy might help. Have you decided on a gender?'

The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal.

Luci's Sockpuppets: 'Do you have one for kissing practice?'