Hormone-heroes Gifts

"Forget prostrate trouble...I may not make it through my wife's menopause!"

Rage.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Don't have a hot flush....

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also testing negative for steroids.'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Internal Clock

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Any cravings?"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'I've got to hang up, Alice. Max fell on a syringe full of testosterone...

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

Spot Check

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'

"I'm concerned about the kids diet."

Beware of the PMS.

The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal..

'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'

We're number one! Oh, it's those stupid little testosterone molecules again.

!Come on Abdul, hurry up! I've drunk fifty litres of water too!"

'Oh 'eck is it getting near that time of the month again already?'