Hormone Adventurer Gifts

'I think maybe we've reached the age of the big turn around.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Don't have a hot flush....

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

Tunnel of stormy love.

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

'George and I met on line!'

'I don't know what they see in her. . . I think I'll take a closer look.'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Any cravings?"

Skiers

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

'Let me get this straight, Edna, you want to ad some spice to our sex life?'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

Cupids!

"Better living through cloning."

"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

"You go in, and if you don't come out, then I'll know I shouldn't go in."

Lip piercings got locked together while making out...

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!