Pharmaceutical Adventurer Gifts

'Psst. Hey, Lady. Tamiflu? Best price in town!'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Meds Toast

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Hippie Edibles Co.

Side Effects

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

Physicist in restaurant.

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."