Pharmaceutical Adventurer T-Shirts

'Psst. Hey, Lady. Tamiflu? Best price in town!'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

Meds Toast

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Side Effects

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

Physicist in restaurant.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

"I might suggest Ritalin."