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'Now what do we do? All our experimental subjects called in healthy!'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"A possible eureka."

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Anatomy.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"AI tsumoney"

"Fight or flight?"

Odd Spas

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'Dr. Sykes is very important is scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

Bull Treadmill

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'