Clinical Trial Enthusiast T-Shirts

Celebrate their dedication to research with our witty clinical trial enthusiast t-shirts. Stylish and fun, these shirts are perfect for anyone passionate about science and medicine.

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'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.'

'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.' mockup

'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.'

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'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid, nobody knew.'

'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid, nobody knew.' mockup

'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid, nobody knew.'

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"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them." mockup

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

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'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.' mockup

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

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'Trial' 'Error' in hospital

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"This is our test group for sleeping pill products!"

"This is our test group for sleeping pill products!" mockup

"This is our test group for sleeping pill products!"

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Trial by Media

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'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.' mockup

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

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"You can't plead cute."

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'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.' mockup

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

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"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"How long before the clinical trials are over?" mockup

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

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"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects." mockup

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual." mockup

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing." mockup

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

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Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles. mockup

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

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"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial." mockup

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

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"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!" mockup

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

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'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?' mockup

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...' mockup

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

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"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird." mockup

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

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'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!' mockup

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

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''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?' mockup

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

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Counsel's Opinion.

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"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

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'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.' mockup

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

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August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin. mockup

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

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'Did you remember to bring a specimen?' mockup

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

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"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks." mockup

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

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"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt." mockup

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

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'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.' mockup

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

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"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests." mockup

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

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Closing arguments.

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"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?" mockup

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

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Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment. mockup

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

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Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.' mockup

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

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Clinical Trial Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection

Clinical Trial Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for clinical trial enthusiasts—perfect for every science lover who enjoys a good brew and clever humor.

Clinical Trial Enthusiast Pillows

Discover cozy pillows for clinical trial fans—bring humor and comfort into any space with these science-inspired designs.

Clinical Trial Enthusiast Prints

Browse our prints for clinical trial enthusiasts—bring scientific humor and style to your home or office with these eye-catching designs.