Hormonal Humor Enthusiast Gifts

How's it going? - 'Rarrrrr!!!' - 'Ah... time of the mon-' - 'I'll be back with the table.' -

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

Lard Lite - Marketing

"You're getting too much fiber."

"You are here."

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

The big bad wolf uses an inhaler before he blows down the three little pigs' straw house.

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

'I've got to hang up, Alice. Max fell on a syringe full of testosterone...

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

I Speak Your Weight: "Lay off the pizza and chips!"

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

"What makes you think you got your medication mixed up with your wife's?"

"It's even worse than we feared... Man-Covid!"

"This medication did take care of my rash. However, like the TV commercial claimed, it did come with a few side effects."

Beware of the PMS.

Push In And Turn

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

'Your blood pressure is skyhigh! No more salt lick for you!'

'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'

Cafe Erotica

'Okay, so that one's not right for me either... Is Zythoranex right for me?'

"It's about your cholesterol, Mrs Spratt"

'I haven't managed to cut them out completely but I have cut back to only one cup of coffee and one cigarette per day.'