Hormonal Humor Enthusiast Pillows

How's it going? - 'Rarrrrr!!!' - 'Ah... time of the mon-' - 'I'll be back with the table.' -

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

Lard Lite - Marketing

"You are here."

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"You're getting too much fiber."

The big bad wolf uses an inhaler before he blows down the three little pigs' straw house.

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

'I've got to hang up, Alice. Max fell on a syringe full of testosterone...

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

I Speak Your Weight: "Lay off the pizza and chips!"

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'Your blood pressure is skyhigh! No more salt lick for you!'

Push In And Turn

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

"This medication did take care of my rash. However, like the TV commercial claimed, it did come with a few side effects."

"It's even worse than we feared... Man-Covid!"

Beware of the PMS.

'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'

Cafe Erotica

'Okay, so that one's not right for me either... Is Zythoranex right for me?'

'Don't bite, Pete... Think of your wife, think of your children!'

"How many units of alcohol do you kid yourself that you consume weekly?"

'Could I get this in an 'easy to swallow' coating?'