Hormone Humorist Pillows

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

We're number one! Oh, it's those stupid little testosterone molecules again.

Luci's Sockpuppets: 'Do you have one for kissing practice?'

Beware of the PMS.

'I've got to hang up, Alice. Max fell on a syringe full of testosterone...

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'You really should do something about your PMS!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Right here's fine."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's an Imax cave?

The discovery of asparagus.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

This side is the gag reel.

The Fall of Gnome

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Bible Bloopers

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'