Hormone Humorist Prints

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

Luci's Sockpuppets: 'Do you have one for kissing practice?'

Beware of the PMS.

'I've got to hang up, Alice. Max fell on a syringe full of testosterone...

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'You really should do something about your PMS!'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

The discovery of asparagus.

"Right here's fine."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Bible Bloopers

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Sphinx Food

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

The Drone

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'