Prescription Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Could I get this in an 'easy to swallow' coating?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Trappist Monk Discord

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Clone Factory

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Inactivists"

Pokemon Get Lost

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

Trump Tariffs

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Small Government Is Here

Prescription Drugs '96.

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Tea Party and the US economy

Vocabulary Glossary for Libya

"Honey, come quick! I think I just bought Greece on Ebay!"