Hormone Therapy Gifts

"What makes you think you got your medication mixed up with your wife's?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Don't have a hot flush....

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

IVF assessment centre.

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Your blood sugar is off the charts."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

Internal Clock

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"Pineal gland. Pituitary gland. Push her buttons gland."

Science and mothers day

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

Psychotic mood swing.

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

Endocrinology.

"Any cravings?"

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

"The results are in. You have an underactive thyroid and an overactive fork."