Hormone Hurricane Gifts

Rage.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Don't have a hot flush....

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Psychotic mood swing.

Internal Clock

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Any cravings?"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'I've got to hang up, Alice. Max fell on a syringe full of testosterone...

Ok, so maybe we should cut back on the growth hormones.

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Spot Check

On today's Ask Sadie Show, I, Sadie Cohen, will discuss one topic: Hurricanes. We just suffered through the first "once-every-500-years" hurricane since the last "once-every-500-years" hurricane that happened just 12 years ago. My heart goes out to everyone who lost someone or something. And it also goes out to hurricanes like Harvey and Katrina, because this means war. Mother nature picked on the wrong species. Not sure who's worse: Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, or Sadie Cohen. Wait ... she has a

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

America Discovers a WMD (weather of mass destruction) and down in Florida, it's the return of the Hanging Chad.

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.

Beware of the PMS.

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal..

'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'

"Forget prostrate trouble...I may not make it through my wife's menopause!"

Redheaded Step-Twins.