Hormone Hurricane Gifts

Rage.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Psychotic mood swing.

Internal Clock

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Any cravings?"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'I've got to hang up, Alice. Max fell on a syringe full of testosterone...

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Spot Check

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

Beware of the PMS.

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.

America Discovers a WMD (weather of mass destruction) and down in Florida, it's the return of the Hanging Chad.

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal..

'Hello, Pre-Menstrual Syndrome Hotline?'

"Forget prostrate trouble...I may not make it through my wife's menopause!"

Redheaded Step-Twins.