Hormone Whisperer Gifts

'Oh 'eck is it getting near that time of the month again already?'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Critisize your weight.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

A Girl and Her Horse

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Mister Oedipus.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

Pandora's box.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

"I just kept feeding him candy."