Hopscotch Gifts

Little girl dissappointed that hopscotch isn't olympic sport

Real World Hopscotch

They threw her out of the hopscotch game for unnecessary roughness.

Hopscotch landing zone.

'Sorry, but I don't make a move without first consulting my attorney.'

School crossing

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Bottle Distillery

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Another Scotch?'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

Mass Shootings in US Schools

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

"If the energy drink isn't working, try scotch."

Coffee Coven

"What kind of second opinion is that? It's exactly the same as the first!"

As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Main St Ottowa

I love gymnastics

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

"It's a lovingly handcrafted beer, citra and summit hopped, with notes of lime, passion fruit and ...."

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

Skeleton at the End of Hop-Scotch.

"Swift Boat Veterans for Scotch"

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Jewish Scrabble