Hopscotch Nostalgia Gifts

Hopscotch landing zone.

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Teddy Time Bears

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Milk sideburns

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Fade to black...

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."