Hopscotch Nostalgia Mugs

Hopscotch landing zone.

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'He's maturing early.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Balloon Kids

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

He wanted a different one.

Teddy Time Bears

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Milk sideburns

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'