Pub Nostalgia Enthusiast Mugs

"I only started drinking in the street when they turned my local boozer into a supermarket."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Reaper's Arms

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"I feel a draft."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'

William Tell Overture

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

Victorian Pub Scene