Pub Nostalgia Enthusiast Mugs

"I only started drinking in the street when they turned my local boozer into a supermarket."

"Honey, I'll be downstairs in the man cave FaceTiming my bartender."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Reaper's Arms

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Your shout!"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

"I feel a draft."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

William Tell Overture

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'