Hopscotch Hustlers Gifts

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Bottle Distillery

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

Mass Shootings in US Schools

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

Coffee Coven

Hopscotch landing zone.

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

Feel the baby kick - 5 cents

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

School crossing

Skeleton at the End of Hop-Scotch.

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

They threw her out of the hopscotch game for unnecessary roughness.

'Hard Day?'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

'Sorry, but I don't make a move without first consulting my attorney.'