Young Hustlers Gifts

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Feel the baby kick - 5 cents

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Engineer on the move.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Take a peek 50¢

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

'I'm collecting money for my announced presidential exploratory committee for 2028.'

"If we pool our stuff, we can open a chain of toy stores."

'Mom, we can expand market share, add a franchise and make a profit if only you'll give me permission to cross the street!'

"I've been promoted from working for free to working for bitcoins."

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'