Optimistic Hustlers Gifts

Clancy: Starting Out with Nothing

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Engineer on the move.

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

Feel the baby kick - 5 cents

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

'We haven't made a dime all day -- maybe renting an office wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

Get rich quick.

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

'I worry we have no backup plan if things go right.'

'You knew investment banking was dangerous when you took the job!'

A perk of self-employment.

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

"Stay frenetic"