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Clancy: Starting Out with Nothing

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Engineer on the move.

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

It's more about the journey for me!

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

Feel the baby kick - 5 cents

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

'Same old, same old.'

'We haven't made a dime all day -- maybe renting an office wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

Get rich quick.

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

'I worry we have no backup plan if things go right.'

'You knew investment banking was dangerous when you took the job!'

A perk of self-employment.

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

How're you making money if not charging older ladies for dates? Reviewing products on online shopping sites. I give them one or two stars, maybe three. Unless the product manufacturer pays me, in which case I give the products five stars and a rave. You're kidding me. Nope. I want in. Get yourself your own scam.

'I hate it when the track team comes to lunch.'

"Stay frenetic"