Hopscotching Out Of Boring Nights Gifts

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Haven't we seen this one before?"

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Mass Shootings in US Schools

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

Coffee Coven

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"Good night!"

Hopscotch landing zone.

As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

School crossing

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

Skeleton at the End of Hop-Scotch.

"Have you ever considered expressing that anger physically?"

They threw her out of the hopscotch game for unnecessary roughness.

"I see your past life."

Three Bears Bed and Breakfast. Rated Four Stars by Goldilocks.

Real World Hopscotch

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

'Sorry, but I don't make a move without first consulting my attorney.'

'I'm not really hungry, bit on a cold rainy night room service is just such a treat!'

'Ha! How stupid do they think we are? Like we're really gonna bite a hook to get a measly worm so that we can be reeled up. Pretty pathetic, isn't it, Bill.....Bill?'

Little girl dissappointed that hopscotch isn't olympic sport

A parley with the card-sharpers

Man swims up a waterbed toward a sleeping couple.