Hocus-pocus Hot Drinker Gifts

Coffee Coven

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

'The first cocktail.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

A complimentary biscuit

Tea Snob.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Physician heal thyself."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'I'm having what he's having.'

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

Coffee Morning

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

"I have heated your beer in the microwave because you told me you like hot drinks!"

Tea binge drinkers.

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

Teapot Costume

'To be honest, I don't want the money for a hot cup of tea. I'm more a skinny vanilla latte kind of guy.'

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

'Empower me again, Al.'

"This whole thing has turned him into a hypochondriac, he's even installed a medicine cabinet in his den."

'The doctor allows Sam only one cup of coffee a day.'

"I had to change the recipe. The guy I'm dating is eye of newt intolerant."