Hocus-pocus Hot Drinker Pillows

Coffee Coven

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

'The first cocktail.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

A complimentary biscuit

Tea Snob.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Physician heal thyself."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"Something pickled this way comes!"

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

'I'm having what he's having.'

"Are you SURE you want a hot buttered rum?"

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

Teapot Costume

"I have heated your beer in the microwave because you told me you like hot drinks!"

Tea binge drinkers.

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"

'To be honest, I don't want the money for a hot cup of tea. I'm more a skinny vanilla latte kind of guy.'

Coffee Morning

"I'm looking for a red with a fruity bouquet, lightly peppery on the palate, and will get me smashed in under 3 glasses."

"I had to change the recipe. The guy I'm dating is eye of newt intolerant."

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

'The doctor allows Sam only one cup of coffee a day.'

"This whole thing has turned him into a hypochondriac, he's even installed a medicine cabinet in his den."