Hocus Pocus Enthusiast Pillows

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Fish talking about fisherman

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'No cheating'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"Who's the artist?"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"I wonder what this was for."

OOPS!

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"What happened to what cat?"

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Up Pariscope.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

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'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

There are no stupid questions. Ernie takes that sort of thing as a challenge.

"Daddy, what went first, truth or logic?"

"Good . . . no read the next line."

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

Nice to see you!

Coffee Coven

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

"What's he doing now?"