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'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Fish talking about fisherman

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

East End Maps.

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'The times they are a-changin'.'