Hocus Pocus Enthusiasts Pillows

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Well that answers that question!"

The successful rubbernecker...

Brothers Grimm

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Trick or treat surprise.

"That's what we look like naked??"

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Up Pariscope.

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

Violin Ghost

"Good . . . no read the next line."

Coffee Coven

Hart Warming

Free WiFi On-Board

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

A Spooked Pumpkin.

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I couldn't if I wanted to.

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.