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'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

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"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'No cheating'

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"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"I wonder what this was for."

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"Who's the artist?"

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Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"What happened to what cat?"

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

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"Something pickled this way comes!"

Up Pariscope.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

"Good . . . no read the next line."

"Daddy, what went first, truth or logic?"

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

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Nice to see you!

"What's he doing now?"