"You've just written every country song."
Honky Tonk Habitué Gifts
Looking for a gift for the honky tonk habitué, the person who lives for lively nights and classic country charm? Our collection celebrates their love of the dancehall scene with witty and heartfelt items. Whether they're singing along to their favorite tunes or hitting the dance floor, these products capture the joy and energy of honky tonk life. Brighten their day with something that resonates with their love for music, good times, and a spirited dance floor!
Problem Solving
'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'
Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.
'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'
"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."
'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'
'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''
Rhinestone Accountant
Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction
Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.
"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."
'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'
Rainy Days
"Those in favour, honk!"
'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'
"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"
"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."
Country Girl Yeee Haaa!
"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."
"We located your chart...It was filed under 'P' for pain in the butt!"
Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.
Life is Wood
'Who's there?'
Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn
Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!
I started biting my lip...and look where that got me!
"You take your left foot out and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about/"
"There's the UPS truck, but that's not Justin. What's going on?! Where the #@*! is Justin?!"
Naked bowling in the living room
"Occasionally I like to take time to stop smelling the roses."
Hammock.
'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'
Where the hokey pokey went wrong.
'The water shortage began it - Then somehow, the habit of sharing-a-bath stuck...'
Honky Tonk Habitué Gifts Collection
Honky Tonk Habitué Mugs
Love the honky tonk vibe? Explore our mugs collection filled with spirited designs perfect for music lovers and dance floor regulars.
Honky Tonk Habitué Pillows
Add some honky tonk flair to their home with pillows featuring lively dance hall scenes and musical motifs.
Honky Tonk Habitué Prints
Brighten their space with prints depicting the fun and energy of honky tonk culture—perfect for any country music enthusiast.
Honky Tonk Habitué T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts section for playful and stylish options that celebrate honky tonk nights and country music fans.