Homework Skip Strategist Gifts

'I didn't do my homework because my attorney advised me never to put anything in writing.'

Skipping Horse

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Do your research!

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"How was work?"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Serious Putty

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

A man sitting in the grass reading

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"If my teacher keeps piling on the homework I'm going to have to get another dog!"

Beard, socks and sandals.