Study Session Strategist Gifts

"I'm impressed...Baldo stayed up all night studying."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Do your research!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"How was work?"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'

'That's the bell for round two.'

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'...All profits are local.'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'