Student Strategist Gifts

'Junior doesn't know exactly when he's graduating from college, but he's able to offer increasingly educated guesses.'

'Who do I talk to about getting a student loan?'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Do your research!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"How was work?"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Good Luck!

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

Global warming debate.

'...All profits are local.'

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

'That's the bell for round two.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'I don't have a dog, but I do have a dog app that eats my homework.'

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'