Study Session Survivor Gifts

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Good Luck in your Exams.

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And in conclusion.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

"You've passed with extinction!"

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'