Strategy Session Savant Gifts

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Bullseye!

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Decision Making Block

All the apps hidden within a phone

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

'I say we try it.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Piggy Bank ATM

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Game Addiction

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

'Always bought low.'

'If my idea is good, I get promoted. If my idea is bad, you get fired.'